Got all our shopping done (for me this amounted to very little, but the others did a diligent job of stimulating the local economy), had some nice slow days, and of course a lot of massages and now our time in Chiang Mai is drawing to a close. Our flights out of here leave at around 10pm so we have a full day left for one last adventure.
Our new friends Tee and Captain Bob at Ginny Place/Ginny Cafe have told us about an adventure that is not on the obvious tourist list. Mrs Columbus and I have done most of the typical tours here, so something ‘off the menu’ sounds like a lot of fun. It seems that the mountain outside of the city (Doi Suthep) is riddled with ‘roads’ that are used mostly by the hill tribe people for farming. Tee hooks us up with her friend Neing who has a Jeep and knows a bunch of these off road tracks so that we can go out for a day on the mountain and a new adventure. This kind of trip is not in any of the travel books, or brochures so I am hoping to see a lot of things most people don’t see, and to have a great experience.
Our day starts off with a big shuffle – we have to check out of our hotel, and our friends at Ginny’s have graciously offered to let us store our bags there while we are out on the mountain, so Neing picks us up at 9:30 and we truck all our stuff over for storage, and then it is off to the great beyond.
Russ has wanted to Zorb since the last time he was with us in Thailand so our first stop is at the X-Center about 30 mins outside of Chiang Mai where they have all sorts of extreme sports – Zorbing included. Zorbing was something that started in New Zealand and consists of one or more people strapped inside of what is basically like a giant beach ball, the ball rolls down a hill and the occupants tumble their way down, often ending in a pond of water. Brooklyn steps up to the challenge and her and Russ decide to go together while Mrs Columbus and I document the process for posterity.


The Zorb ball is at least 8 feet or more in diameter and after getting all strapped in, they push you down a ramp to get you started and gravity does the rest. The Zorb run here ends in a small pond and then the occupants are supposed to unstrap themselves and walk inside like hamsters to get the ball to return to the shore where you get out – well from the outsiders perspective this is the most entertaining part of the ride because the ‘hamsters’ inside this ball are not all that co-ordinated, but after a little flailing around and almost falling out into the lake a couple of times they manage to get back to the shore.


From the X-Center we move on to begin our off-road adventure. We don’t really have a fixed route other than we need to be back for dinner and to catch our flights so we tell Neing that we are all his, and to just make it up as we go along. We drive up into the Mae Rim valley and past a small village where we can see some crops and agricultural projects on the hills alongside the road, and this is where our adventure really begins.
We turn off the main highway to head up to one of the many Hmong villages in the area. The Hmong are originally refuges mostly form Burma or Laos and have been ‘residents’ inside Thailand for a few generations. More recently the families have been able to get status in Thailand (basically a Thai ID card) but this has not always been the case. As I understand it, any land that is on a slope of 30 degrees or more is owned by the government but that the hilltribe people are allowed to build their villages and farms there, but not own the land.


As we leave the main road and start off into these side valleys it is amazing to see what they are growing on these steep slopes, and even more amazed to realize that all the work is done by hand – even the clearing and tilling of the soil!
We have gone a little way off the highway and while the road is a fairly twisty, it does not seem all that off-road to us, and when we mention something to that effect Neing laughs and tells us that we will be off-road soon. We go a few more kilometers down the road and sure enough the pavement ends abruptly and the road quickly turns into a dirt track.


We are up on the side of the mountain and the ‘road’ drops off fairly steeply on one side and is hillside on the other and we are basically just following a trail that winds along the side of the mountain. Clearly the rains find the road as a good path to follow as well because there are deep ruts and places where the run-off drains through that would make this quite challenging for Mrs Columbus to get her mini-van through. We bounce and jostle our way through the jungle and Neing laughs and tells us this is like an elephant ride (which is also not very smooth going) and we decide that his Jeep is like a red elephant, but as long as the 4 ‘feet’ are on the ground we are ok.


Remarkably the hilltribes use this as their regular road system and as we are going along we see a regular pick-up truck loaded full with fresh lettuce, and are more than a little shocked to see people on motor scooters making their way along these roads over terrain that I would not even think about taking any sort of non 4wd over. I guess however they are ‘paved’ in places so maybe I am just too spoiled by our roads 😉


There are some fantastic vistas looking out over the valleys and the city and we stop a few places along the track just to take in the view and the fresh mountain air. We absolutely feel privileged to be able to take this all in even if the bouncing from rut to rut in the Jeep is a little bone-jarring at times. For me this is a great time though as it reminds me of the off-roading that we used to do in high school with whoever was lucky enough to have a 4 wheel drive.


Along the way we stop at a few Hmong villages and at one spot we get to walk through a primary school that has been sponsored by the King of Thailand (the hilltribe schools are not part of the regular Thai school system). We check out a few classrooms and see some of the children playing, but they are a little shy around us until Neing convinces a few of them to interact with us. They are able to talk to us a little in english and ask us where we are from – after telling them that we are Canadians a few of them run off to the map to see where that is and they quickly pick it off the map without any prompting – very impressive.




The hilltribe in this village grows coffee (among other things) on the side of the mountain, so Mrs Columbus decides that she needs a fix and we stop for a cup of fresh ground coffee and some tea. In this Thai version of Starbucks there is no barista and fancy machine though, and the lady hand grinds the beans in a manual grinder and makes it completely fresh to order. Mrs Columbus secures herself some of the fresh beans to take home with the hopes that with her electric grinder and coffee pot she chan make something similar – although not quite a strong as it seems that here most of their coffee is served more like espresso than the coffee we are used to.


We get back out on the trail and head down the mountain to end up at a small lake that has been created behind a dam. The lake is close to the city and quite popular with the local people to come out with their families for a picnic or some swimming. The lake is surrounded by small bamboo huts that you can sit in and relax or have a meal, and there are small food stands that will bring you food if you did not bring something with you. We relax and look out over the lake while having a late lunch before heading back into the city.


As we make our way back into the city Neing takes us to a local market so we can look for a last couple of items that Brooklyn and Russ are looking for, and we are lucky to find a street food vendor selling Pa Tong Go (chinese doughnuts) and Pandanus custard for dipping. On first blush we would have likely just walked past these, by we have had them at our favorite Thai place back home so we know what to expect and are well rewarded 🙂

The adventure has been fantastic and will go down in my top 10 list for things I have done over here. I have to give Mrs Columbus an extra ‘great adventurer’ tag for being such a good sport 🙂
A very patient Neing takes us to a few more markets to find one last elusive item, and then we stop to pick up our laundry and it is back to Ginny Cafe for our last dinner in Chiang Mai before we head off to the airport. Neing graciously agrees to wait around while we have dinner to give us a ride to the airport, and Tee and her staff set us up with yet another tasty meal. We say our goodbyes to our new friends Tee, Captain Bob and Neing as we did the day before with Riam and Sopa and head off to catch our flight. We will miss Chiang Mai and the wonderful people we have met here.
Mrs Columbus is returning to Bangkok and then back to Seattle to round up some of the other little ducks, but the rest of us are going on for a few days in the south on Phuket, so more to come on this journey still 🙂